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๐ The Rise of the Banana Syndicate ๐
The fruit kingdomโs worst fears have come true: Dr. Bananabil ย hasnโt just joined the Split Mobโheโs taken over . Using his signature...

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Santa's Elves Spot Drone's Over Mullica Twp, NJ: MammothAI Investigates
Mullica Township, NJ โ A curious and unsettling event unfolded last night in the skies over Mullica Township, leaving both the magical...

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๐๐จ Dr. Bananabil Spotted: Now a Member of the Split Mob? ๐จ๐
After over a year on the run, Evil Dr. Bananabil has reappeared under shocking circumstances. An anonymous tip to the Bananarchy hotline...

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๐๐จ Breaking News: Dr. Bananabil Escapes Alcatraz! ๐จ๐
After just three months behind bars, Evil Dr. Bananabil has pulled off the unthinkableโheโs escaped from the worldโs most secure prison,...

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๐๐ Dr. Bananabilโs New Look Leaked! ๐๐
Despite his attempts to stay hidden, Evil Dr. Bananabilโs shocking new appearance has been leaked, and itโs as sinister as ever....

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๐๐ Breaking: Dr. Bananabilโs Shocking Prison Scheme Revealed! ๐๐
Just when we thought Evil Dr. Bananabil couldnโt stoop any lower, news has surfaced of his latest sinister schemeโright from behind...

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๐๐ฅ Breaking News: Ed Kratz Was an Undercover Hero All Along! ๐ฅ๐
In an unexpected twist that has left fruitkind buzzing, it turns out that Ed Kratz , the supposed traitor, was actually working...

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๐๐จ The Shocking Betrayal: Ed Kratz Joins Forces with Evil Dr. Bananabil ๐จ๐
In a stunning twist, one of our most loyal followers, Ed Kratz , has been exposed as a traitor! Against all expectations, Ed has decided...

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๐๐๐ The Search Is On! ๐๐๐๐จ Breaking News ๐จ
The notorious Evil Dr. Bananabil has been spotted slipping through the dusty streets of a Wild West town, leaving banana cops scrambling...

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๐จ๐ Wanted: Evil Dr. Bananabil On the Run! ๐๐จ
Thanks to the relentless efforts of our fruit-loving community, the notorious Evil Dr. Bananabil has been forced to abandon his lab and...

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Breaking News from the Lab of Evil Dr. Bananabil: The Eternal Ripeness Elixir ๐๐งชโก
Deep within his storm-lit laboratory, surrounded by bubbling beakers and caged experiments gone awry, Evil Dr. Bananabil inches closer to...

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Banana Art - Johnny Splits
Last week the Bad Banana Biker Gang rolled into Dirty Ed's pool hall. We caught the gang leader, Johnny Splits, as he lined up his final...

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