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👑 The Rise of the Banana Syndicate 🍌
The fruit kingdom’s worst fears have come true: Dr. Bananabil hasn’t just joined the Split Mob—he’s taken over . Using his signature...

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Santa's Elves Spot Drone's Over Mullica Twp, NJ: MammothAI Investigates
Mullica Township, NJ – A curious and unsettling event unfolded last night in the skies over Mullica Township, leaving both the magical...

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🍌🚨 Dr. Bananabil Spotted: Now a Member of the Split Mob? 🚨🍌
After over a year on the run, Evil Dr. Bananabil has reappeared under shocking circumstances. An anonymous tip to the Bananarchy hotline...

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🍌🚨 Breaking News: Dr. Bananabil Escapes Alcatraz! 🚨🍌
After just three months behind bars, Evil Dr. Bananabil has pulled off the unthinkable—he’s escaped from the world’s most secure prison,...

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🍌🔍 Dr. Bananabil’s New Look Leaked! 🔍🍌
Despite his attempts to stay hidden, Evil Dr. Bananabil’s shocking new appearance has been leaked, and it’s as sinister as ever....

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🍌💉 Breaking: Dr. Bananabil’s Shocking Prison Scheme Revealed! 💉🍌
Just when we thought Evil Dr. Bananabil couldn’t stoop any lower, news has surfaced of his latest sinister scheme—right from behind...

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🍌💥 Breaking News: Ed Kratz Was an Undercover Hero All Along! 💥🍌
In an unexpected twist that has left fruitkind buzzing, it turns out that Ed Kratz , the supposed traitor, was actually working...

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🍌🚨 The Shocking Betrayal: Ed Kratz Joins Forces with Evil Dr. Bananabil 🚨🍌
In a stunning twist, one of our most loyal followers, Ed Kratz , has been exposed as a traitor! Against all expectations, Ed has decided...

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🍌🍌🍌 The Search Is On! 🍌🍌🍌🚨 Breaking News 🚨
The notorious Evil Dr. Bananabil has been spotted slipping through the dusty streets of a Wild West town, leaving banana cops scrambling...

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🚨🍌 Wanted: Evil Dr. Bananabil On the Run! 🍌🚨
Thanks to the relentless efforts of our fruit-loving community, the notorious Evil Dr. Bananabil has been forced to abandon his lab and...

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Breaking News from the Lab of Evil Dr. Bananabil: The Eternal Ripeness Elixir 🍌🧪⚡
Deep within his storm-lit laboratory, surrounded by bubbling beakers and caged experiments gone awry, Evil Dr. Bananabil inches closer to...

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Banana Art - Johnny Splits
Last week the Bad Banana Biker Gang rolled into Dirty Ed's pool hall. We caught the gang leader, Johnny Splits, as he lined up his final...

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