🍌💉 Breaking: Dr. Bananabil’s Shocking Prison Scheme Revealed! 💉🍌

Just when we thought Evil Dr. Bananabil couldn’t stoop any lower, news has surfaced of his latest sinister scheme—right from behind bars! It turns out, the notorious banana villain managed to bribe the prison infirmary staff to perform an illicit and highly experimental appearance-altering procedure. Yes, Dr. B is trying to change his identity to avoid further prosecution and plot his next diabolical move.

Reports from inside the prison infirmary reveal that Dr. Bananabil convinced the staff with promises of gold-plated fruit slicers and lifetime immunity to banana bruises. In exchange, they performed a clandestine operation, complete with secret tools smuggled in through the prison fruit basket supply chain. Rumor has it, the procedure involved injections of synthetic banana peels and grafts from unidentified tropical fruits.

One source even leaked an image of the operation, showing the grim scene: Dr. B grinning smugly on the table, surrounded by the corrupt medical staff. Some claim he’s trying to become “unrecognizable” to the fruit sheriffs, while others suggest this is just another step in his quest for eternal ripeness and world domination.

The Fruit Community Reacts

Outrage is sweeping the fruit kingdom. Apples, oranges, and even pineapples have gathered in protest, demanding tighter security and a thorough investigation of the bribed infirmary staff. “This isn’t just about Dr. Bananabil anymore,” said one furious apple sheriff. “This is about protecting the integrity of fruitkind.”

What’s Next?

While Dr. Bananabil may look different after his operation, his sinister grin and devious plans will always give him away. The fruit sheriffs have doubled down on security, and a full investigation is underway to identify the corrupt staff who helped orchestrate this medical heist.

As always, stay vigilant! If you spot a suspicious-looking banana in your grocery aisle or fruit basket, report it immediately. Dr. Bananabil may try to slip through our grasp again, but together, we’ll ensure his plans go rotten!

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