🍌🚨 Dr. Bananabil Spotted: Now a Member of the Split Mob? 🚨🍌

After over a year on the run, Evil Dr. Bananabil has reappeared under shocking circumstances. An anonymous tip to the Bananarchy hotline has revealed that Dr. B is now deeply embedded within the infamous Split Mob, a nefarious organization known for its tight grip on the underground fruit world.

Sources say Dr. B has assumed a new identity to keep off the grid, using the Split Mob’s resources to stay one step ahead of the banana sheriffs. But make no mistake—this is no mere alliance. Dr. B is rumored to be climbing the mob’s ranks, with photos surfacing of him sporting a studded leather jacket, wielding a blade, and flanked by equally menacing banana associates.

Experts believe this is all part of his master plan to bide his time until the statute of limitations on his sentence expires. Once free from legal jeopardy, he could return to his old villainous ways, possibly with the Split Mob at his disposal.

The Fruit Kingdom Reacts

"This is a dangerous development," said Sheriff Appleton in a press statement. "If Dr. B is leveraging the Split Mob's resources, we could see an unprecedented wave of banana-related crimes. We urge citizens to remain vigilant and report any suspicious fruit activity."

What’s Next?

The Bananarchy hotline is buzzing with tips, but authorities need more concrete evidence to infiltrate the Split Mob's operations. In the meantime, the fruit kingdom braces for what could be Dr. B’s boldest scheme yet.

Keep your eyes peeled, folks—this slippery villain isn’t done yet.

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